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The Camp Weasel Files
Behold, I bring you glad
tidings of questionable joy, for unto
you is available this day
Dog-Almighty! Humor for the
Depressed by the Depressed.

Unfortunately, I overlooked a
HUGE detail and mispelled
one of the words - - - on the cover
no less!  However if you hurry, you
can get a copy of this horrific
version of the book before the
cover is corrected.

This way you can tell your
grandchildren that even an author
who scored 96% in Language Arts
on the Washington Pre-College
Test can still turn out to be a
Bonehead!

This humor comes from the dark
side of me. This is how I deal with
my demons. That and music. Think
of it as William Styron meets Dave
Barry backed up by The
Kingsmen/Sonics.
Physical States
Depression Depot
Here I am on Another Planet
Vulgararities
contact me!
admin@vulgarmonk.com
or
karla@karlacruz.net
Vanity
The Hairy Buttwich Project in
its Entirety
The book is broken down into the
following sections; each with its own collection
of horribleness that not even necklaces of
garlic, crucifixes or wind-up clacking teeth can
stave off.
Check out the entire T.O.C.
Important Note From Beggar and Whiner:

Many of you have already had the disgrace of perusing
some of my diatribes, but be aware there is much in the
book you haven't read yet. If I have ever brightened
your day by making you smile or thanking God that you
are not me, please consider purchasing this
wind-breaking book. I am what they call a starving
artist. I am unemployed because I don't do table dances
anymore.

If you would like an autographed copy of the perverted
cover version, e-mail and I will tell you how you can get
one. The "bad" cover version will be available until Feb
20, 2008. Any of the below addys work.
admin@vulgarmonk.com
vulgarmonk@yahoo.com
hungryghost56@yahoo.com
More info on the book, in case you're
bored and don't have a life ('jes like
me.eh-eh, jes like me)
The Hair Buttwich Project in
its Entirety