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You will notice, if you look closely, that I
have managed to let a typo slip by me
on the cover. I can't believe I did this,
but then again, I can't believe I have
survived the last 7 years!
I am in the process of getting the error
fixed.
However, if you want a version WITH
the typo (think collector's edition) order
right away here. You have until
February 20th, before I make the
corrections.
have managed to let a typo slip by me
on the cover. I can't believe I did this,
but then again, I can't believe I have
survived the last 7 years!
I am in the process of getting the error
fixed.
However, if you want a version WITH
the typo (think collector's edition) order
right away here. You have until
February 20th, before I make the
corrections.
You have your choice of paying
$10.40 at authorhouse or $15.99 at
amazon.com
*geez, Amazon thinks it's worth $15.99
(they set their own pricing. . . guess
they read it and had a hell of a time on
the crapper!)
$10.40 at authorhouse or $15.99 at
amazon.com
*geez, Amazon thinks it's worth $15.99
(they set their own pricing. . . guess
they read it and had a hell of a time on
the crapper!)
I have also found about 3 and 1/2
typos and 2 grammatical errors, but I
think it's okay to leave them in, just as
it's okay to leave a percentage of
rodent feces in some food products
you buy off the shelf.
typos and 2 grammatical errors, but I
think it's okay to leave them in, just as
it's okay to leave a percentage of
rodent feces in some food products
you buy off the shelf.
Click here for a Table of Contents of
Dog-Almighty! This should give you a
preview of what people are stupid
enough to publish.
Dog-Almighty! This should give you a
preview of what people are stupid
enough to publish.
Coming Soon . . . .excerpts from
"Dogs in Trouble," volume 2
from the woman who won't shut-up.
"Dogs in Trouble," volume 2
from the woman who won't shut-up.
Yes! The Book is finally finished.
Dog-Almighty! is ready to order just as
soon as you want to be demoralized!
Dog-Almighty! is ready to order just as
soon as you want to be demoralized!
Home
home again, I like to be here when
I can.
home again, I like to be here when
I can.
| News Alert! News Alert! 2 things! 1. I am hopefully sending a copy by permission to Oprah. Do I dare deny this woman my brand of irreverence? 2. You people in Mexico will not be able to order this book, because the Mexican mail system is so corrupt. I will be working with Tom down at The Bookstore to stock copies of this book just for you, because there is a section solely dedicated on Mexico and its related shenanigans (don't worry -- none of you are in it). And also, since I wrote so much of this book while living in Mexico I will be advertised as a Local Author (wanted dead or alive.) |
I intended this to be done before
Christmas, because this is one of
those items you can give all your
blessed friends who have everything
already . . . this is sumthin' I
guarantee you they ain't got!
But alas, life got in the way and I have
timed it more or less (less) for
Groundhog Day, my Favorite Holiday!
People who Can Benefit from this
Book
1. the depressed
2. the sometimes depressed
3. Dave Barry/Erma Bombeck fans
4. the demented
5. therapists
6. people with juvenile sense of humor
7. the bored
8. people who need catbox liner
Christmas, because this is one of
those items you can give all your
blessed friends who have everything
already . . . this is sumthin' I
guarantee you they ain't got!
But alas, life got in the way and I have
timed it more or less (less) for
Groundhog Day, my Favorite Holiday!
People who Can Benefit from this
Book
1. the depressed
2. the sometimes depressed
3. Dave Barry/Erma Bombeck fans
4. the demented
5. therapists
6. people with juvenile sense of humor
7. the bored
8. people who need catbox liner
| People Who CANNOT Benefit From this Book! 1. Women who still wear those hideous Kotex "belts" 2. People who don't like me 3. My 9th grade Home-Ec teacher 4. Anal Retentive "Secret" Farters 5. My poor, wretched *family members * I can answer all correspondence from the Harborview Psych Ward if need be. |
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